Paraphrased, but still funny

Salam E. Skinner: I don't understand why [butterfly knives] are illegal. I mean, how is it different than a kitchen knife? The Broken Neck Man: Because it's concealable. You could have it in your hands and nobody would know. And then you flip it open, and you have a knife in your hands. The Awkward Silence: Yeah, and then [they] lose initiative.