Something useful?

I've often wished that something like this existed, and it turns out that it does.

Quoth the Raven

P: I'm fat and I have no girlfriend. J: Yes, but you have pie. P: Sailing [can be] so boring. You go this way, and then you turn around, and then you go that way, and then you turn around, and then you go this way... and then you turn around and go that way again. G: Now you know how a goldfish feels.